Princesses in Disguise

…only half of your family is out and about and someone asks “Are they all yours?”

…before opening a box of a dozen donuts, you remind everyone to only eat one each.

…your first thoughts upon entering a restaurant are “Which tables should we push together?”

…there is a continuous line of at least two people waiting to use the computer.

…you can’t remember the last time you sat in a booth at a restaurant.

…you run the dishwasher at least four times a day.

…your family’s file at the pediatrician is about four inches thick.

…there are perpetual dirty and clean laundry mountains.

…you have at least six different varieties of cereal in your pantry at all times.

…you have at least five different kinds of salad dressing in your refrigerator at all times.

…the very thought of being at home alone or sleeping in a room by yourself freaks you out.

…you realize that the outfit your 7-year-old sister is wearing used to be yours.

…you always have enough people to play a board game.

…you go through a half gallon of ice cream in one night.

…you have to take turns sitting on one of the two couches while watching a movie together.

…there is such a large age difference between the oldest and youngest that people ask you (the oldest), “How old is your baby?”

…everyone (except the baby and the parents) sleeps in bunkbeds.

…you realize that if you and each one of your siblings has the same amount of children as your parents do, your parents will have 100 grandchildren.